Top Five – More Stupid Things About Galges

TOP10-cover2v2The next round of stupidity is up! It was hard to come up with 5 more retarded things that are exclusive to Galges, because this genre seems to be infecting other medias…or would be the opposite? Whatever! Those are the new Top5 reasons for you to ask yourself: “Why the hell am I playing this?”, even if it’s for a split second.

NUMBER 05

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AUTOMATIC MOANING LOOP

Top10-04v3The developers usually have the seiyuus recording some voice clips of “pure pleasure”, so they can put those in a loop during the H-scenes, just to “keep the action going”. This can be really awkward, because the girl will stay there, having the time of her life, even when the protagonist is doing nothing. If you have to stop in the middle of the “exhilarating story” to attend to something more important, you can hear the heroine having an orgasmic attack right at your side, and this can go on for all eternity!

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6 responses to “Top Five – More Stupid Things About Galges

  1. I don’t mind the magical sex in eroge, but it sure the heck is awkward when it comes to the anime adaptations. SUDDENLY DOLPHINS

    • Ha! Ha! That was funny! But It seems they did the same thing in the PS2 version in order to “erase” the sex scene. But I guess it didn’t had any Dolphins, which is a shame! I love Ecco!

  2. Oh my sides. I’m just laughing so much at these.
    It’s not the stupid things themselves, but how you say “Oh I feel dirty today!” that just cracks me up.
    I was a little busy recently, but I’m getting back to eroge slowly. I’ll be reading some of your posts and writing up reviews of my own. Good luck to you, and thanks for a hilarious post!

    • Welcome back! I am glad to “see you”. Suddenly, everyone I knew from this community was disappearing one after another, but thankfully, everyone is coming back. I am happy to know my silliness is useful to make someone laugh, because it’s not like this TOP will ever be useful to something. I hope my entries in this TOP are not too stupid or offensive, after all, it looks like I have a natural talent to make people angry…

  3. Hey, the guy you used to censor, is he from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?

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