The next round of stupidity is up! It was hard to come up with 5 more retarded things that are exclusive to Galges, because this genre seems to be infecting other medias…or would be the opposite? Whatever! Those are the new Top5 reasons for you to ask yourself: “Why the hell am I playing this?”, even if it’s for a split second.
AUTOMATIC MOANING LOOP
The developers usually have the seiyuus recording some voice clips of “pure pleasure”, so they can put those in a loop during the H-scenes, just to “keep the action going”. This can be really awkward, because the girl will stay there, having the time of her life, even when the protagonist is doing nothing. If you have to stop in the middle of the “exhilarating story” to attend to something more important, you can hear the heroine having an orgasmic attack right at your side, and this can go on for all eternity!