Top Five – More Stupid Things About Galges

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RIDICULOUS PROPORTIONS

Top10-03v4It’s most likely that the popular “Balloon syndrome” immediately comes to mind. It’s a trend that is not unheard in other medias, but it has reached absurd levels on the Galge world. This has grown into a problem that threatens the life of us – decent Erogamers – with nothing more than girls with way too much meat! This is preposterous! Isn’t there enough niku in this 2D world? Apparently, no!Top10-03v1This, however, is not the only weird proportions you can find in the Galge realm. Yes! I am talking about lolis! Those legs and waists, no little girl have those at that age! The legs of a real little girl are very skinny and their waist not so fit. Real lolis don’t possess such adult and sexy curves. This is one of the benefits of the 2D world, but isn’t this a contradiction? After all, lolicons are lusting after bodies you can only find on an adult (and petankko) woman…

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6 responses to “Top Five – More Stupid Things About Galges

  1. I don’t mind the magical sex in eroge, but it sure the heck is awkward when it comes to the anime adaptations. SUDDENLY DOLPHINS

    • Ha! Ha! That was funny! But It seems they did the same thing in the PS2 version in order to “erase” the sex scene. But I guess it didn’t had any Dolphins, which is a shame! I love Ecco!

  2. Oh my sides. I’m just laughing so much at these.
    It’s not the stupid things themselves, but how you say “Oh I feel dirty today!” that just cracks me up.
    I was a little busy recently, but I’m getting back to eroge slowly. I’ll be reading some of your posts and writing up reviews of my own. Good luck to you, and thanks for a hilarious post!

    • Welcome back! I am glad to “see you”. Suddenly, everyone I knew from this community was disappearing one after another, but thankfully, everyone is coming back. I am happy to know my silliness is useful to make someone laugh, because it’s not like this TOP will ever be useful to something. I hope my entries in this TOP are not too stupid or offensive, after all, it looks like I have a natural talent to make people angry…

  3. Hey, the guy you used to censor, is he from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?

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