Top Five – More Stupid Things About Galges



Top10-02v1Even though some have compelling stories, it doesn’t change the fact Eroges are a type of pornographic product. Facing this dilemma, many developers have come to mind where the sex can fit in with their complex plots. They could write epic tales if they wanted, but the necessity to include those “repugnant” H-scenes always become an obstacle for them. That’s when some come up with a fail-proof plan: Let’s make sex necessary for the main objective! Let’s say a heroine must face a villain much stronger than herself and the only way she can grow stronger in time is to have magical sex with her ally, because…IT’S MAGICAL SEX!Top10-02v2We can also make some drama, like: “If the heroine don’t have sex with the hero right now, she will run out of energy and will die”. So romantic! Not to mention it makes perfect sense! After all, we all know that we get really energetic after having sex! Am I right or what?

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6 responses to “Top Five – More Stupid Things About Galges

  1. I don’t mind the magical sex in eroge, but it sure the heck is awkward when it comes to the anime adaptations. SUDDENLY DOLPHINS

    • Ha! Ha! That was funny! But It seems they did the same thing in the PS2 version in order to “erase” the sex scene. But I guess it didn’t had any Dolphins, which is a shame! I love Ecco!

  2. Oh my sides. I’m just laughing so much at these.
    It’s not the stupid things themselves, but how you say “Oh I feel dirty today!” that just cracks me up.
    I was a little busy recently, but I’m getting back to eroge slowly. I’ll be reading some of your posts and writing up reviews of my own. Good luck to you, and thanks for a hilarious post!

    • Welcome back! I am glad to “see you”. Suddenly, everyone I knew from this community was disappearing one after another, but thankfully, everyone is coming back. I am happy to know my silliness is useful to make someone laugh, because it’s not like this TOP will ever be useful to something. I hope my entries in this TOP are not too stupid or offensive, after all, it looks like I have a natural talent to make people angry…

  3. Hey, the guy you used to censor, is he from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?

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